Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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