There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i came on her dog
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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