ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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