I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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