worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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