On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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