bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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