Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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