I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If that was your dad, he is hot
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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