I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
