I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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