The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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