READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
