pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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