You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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