did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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