Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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