My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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