check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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