If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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