If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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