You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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