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yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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