YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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