It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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