Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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