Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge