My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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