okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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