My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
