so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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