So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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