i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't deserve a penis
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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