My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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