im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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