what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
did i just pee glitter
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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