Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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