Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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