ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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