cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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