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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?

  (406): View more from Montana

  Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (530): View more from California

  I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "

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  All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.

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