CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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