so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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