I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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