Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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