I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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