she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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