Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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