you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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