jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize