gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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