Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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