Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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