Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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