She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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