Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize